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The internet's billboard truck

Your logo. Our truck.

A semi permanently parked on this page, seen by every visitor. Tap a panel, outbid the holder, and your brand rides it for 14 days.

0/17 spots taken$0 riding on the truckopen spots from $100

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🚛 Buy the entire truck

Full wrap. All 17 panels, every side, the roof, the mudflaps. Evicts every current advertiser for 14 days. Nobody has been unhinged enough yet.

The rate card

Driver Side Wall

16ft × 7ft

The full driver-side wall. The one that gets photographed.

open — starting $2,500

Passenger Side Wall

16ft × 7ft

The other full wall. Equal glory, opposite lane.

open — starting $2,500

Rear Doors

7ft × 7ft

Stares at every driver on the highway, all day.

open — starting $1,000

Cab Door (Driver)

3ft × 3ft

Where the driver's elbow rests.

open — starting $500

Cab Door (Passenger)

3ft × 3ft

The passenger's view. Also the toll booth's.

open — starting $500

Front Panel

6ft × 2ft

First thing in every rear-view mirror.

open — starting $250

The Roof

16ft × 6ft

For planes, drones and Google Maps.

open — starting $250

Driver Skirt #1

3ft × 1ft

Bottom rail, driver side, up front.

open — starting $100

Driver Skirt #2

3ft × 1ft

Low to the ground, impossible to miss.

open — starting $100

Driver Skirt #3

3ft × 1ft

The budget billboard. Elite logo-per-dollar.

open — starting $100

Driver Skirt #4

3ft × 1ft

By the rear wheels. Splash-zone pricing.

open — starting $100

Passenger Skirt #1

3ft × 1ft

Bottom rail, curb side, up front.

open — starting $100

Passenger Skirt #2

3ft × 1ft

Eye level for every sidewalk on earth.

open — starting $100

Passenger Skirt #3

3ft × 1ft

Same rail, better feng shui.

open — starting $100

Passenger Skirt #4

3ft × 1ft

Rear wheels, curb side. Gritty.

open — starting $100

Mudflap (Driver)

2ft × 1.5ft

Iconic. Filthy. Yours.

open — starting $100

Mudflap (Passenger)

2ft × 1.5ft

The other flap. Equally filthy.

open — starting $100

How it works

1

Pick a spot on the rig

Spin the truck, tap a panel. 17 surfaces, sized by ego — mudflaps to full walls.

2

Outbid the holder

Open spots start at their rate. Taken spots cost the current bid +10%. One-time payment via Stripe.

3

Ride for 14 days

Your logo and link go up instantly, seen by every visitor — until your lease ends or someone outbids you.

›The rules
  • · The truck is a virtual vehicle parked on this website, seen by every visitor. It does not drive anywhere. That's the joke.
  • · Highest bid holds a spot for 14 days from payment. Getting outbid replaces you immediately — no refunds. Them's trucking rules.
  • · Outbids must beat the current bid by at least 10%. If two bids land simultaneously, the higher amount holds the spot.
  • · A full-truck takeover overrides every panel until it expires.
  • · Logos and links are pulled from your URL. Illegal, adult, scam or malware links get removed without refund. Be cool.